Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong
$29.99
Coffee: because murder is wrong.
The official motto of every tradesman who's ever been handed a honey-do list before their first cup. Featuring a cracked mug and well-worn tools.
Printed to order on a soft, durable tee. Do not approach the wearer before 7 AM without offering coffee first.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean